Life as a parent is hard. It comes with challenges that those without experience can barely understand. Lack of sleep, anxiety, frustration… the list goes on.
However, in the midst of the chaos of taking care of children, if you can maintain your sense of humor, you will find that along with the frustrations there are inevitable moments of hilarity & unusual wisdom.
Below are some tweets that are both hilarious and revealing about what life is like as a new parent!
Take Note Of These Words of Wisdom..
#1 Prepare For the Cheerios
— Nicole Schuler | Resting Mom Face (@Resting_MomFace) September 9, 2018
#2 Babies Will Fall Asleep at the Most Inopportune Times..
The baby decided he will only nap if he is laying on me. My husbands phone died, and I can hear him eating my bagel bites! #hebetterrunwhenthisbabywakes
— Family Foolery (@motherfulmode) September 9, 2018
#3 Your Brain Will Get Inundated With Songs For Kids..
“mama shark do do do do do” is permanently stuck in my brain. there’s no going back
— jess ☕???????????? (@_mamajesss) August 15, 2018
#4 Never Forget, Toddler Minds Are Like Sponges..
Me changing the 6mo’s diaper
H: Wow it smells like ass in here
3yo: ???? ASS!
H: NO! Don’t say that! *looks to me for help*
3yo: HAHAHA ASS! *runs away*
H: *sighs* …shit
3yo:*far off* Shit?
— Emolyn (@Mama_Bee14) September 10, 2018
#5 You Deserve an Afternoon Glass of Wine, or Two..
— MamaBeautyWorks (@WorksMama) September 8, 2018
#6 Uninterrupted Sleep Feels Like Finding Water in the Desert..
Played hookie from work and still left my baby with the sitter. I slept 5 glorious hours &
now I can feel the mom guilt creeping is as I consider what time to pick up baby.. also I miss him #momlife #workingmom #momguilt
— Not another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) September 11, 2018
#7 Toddlers Are So Lovable… and Demanding.
My toddler crawled on my lap, wrapped his arms around me, and said “MMM! Huggies!” This went on for about 6.8 seconds…then he proceeded to push me outta my chair & yell “CHOCKET MILK!!” ???? #thisismylifenow
— Cate Salyers (@heart_cate) September 13, 2018
#8 You Must Always Out-Smart Your Toddler
Sorry, kids, I don’t make the rules!
-me, responding to my children’s complaints about rules I 100% made up.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) September 12, 2018
#9 You’ll Learn to Apreciate the Little Things..
I took a shower today. That’s pretty exciting.#momlife
— Messy Mama (@messymama18) September 12, 2018
toddler *puts shoes on*
wife: Is there anything he can’t do?
me: Buy beer
me: Order pizza
wife: Are you done?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 12, 2018